A doctor was having an affair with his blonde nurse. Shortly
afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife
to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to
Italy and have the baby there.

"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.

He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the
back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the
nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at
the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in
the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."

The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to
you."

Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell
to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the
hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the
wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.

So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."

Rusty

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