Do your patriotic duty!

> Subject: anti-terrorism campaign
>
> >We Have To Uproot Terrorists!
> >
> >The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked that all
> >Americans and Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out
> >terrorists hiding in our community.
> >
> >Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked
> >woman that is not one's wife, on Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m. EST, all
> >North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked
> >to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for
> >one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
> >
> >All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of your
> >house to prove that you think it's OK to see other women nude. (Since
> >they do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further
> >proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.)
> >
> >Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent to CIA
> >Headquarters, Langley, Virginia.
> >
> >The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
> >terrorists and applauds your efforts. Please, by all means, send this
> >to your fellow Patriots to ensure 100% participation.
> >
> >Thank you for your participation


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