10. Buttons
9. Buttons for decor
8. Buttons with loose thread hanging from them
7. Loose buttons
6. Loose buttons with loose thread hanging from them
5. Yellowing buttons
4. Bags of spare buttons that come with new clothes
3. Buttons attached to a dirty item of clothing
2. Chewed buttons
1. Buttons on the floor or other surface/buttons enclosed within a
stinky box

ABSOLUTE DREAD: Imagine a chewed, yellowing old button (4-holer with
rim type) lying on the ground with thread hanging off it...next to a
food item that you like, such as a donut. You'd never touch that food
item again...

In response to the Antiques Roadshow...I cannot understand why people
wear them, let alone collect them and stick them all over their
walls...To me, it seems like a perversion or maybe a symptom of some
sort of psychological illness. I cannot understand this woman.

Buttons are filthy, awful things that should not be in existence.