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>From: "Juliette Green" <j.green@...> >To: "Lisa Yeandle" <l.yeandle@...>,"Juliette Green" <j.green@...>,<james_kopsch@...>,<aligreen100@...>,<joolsgreen@...> >Subject: FW: This is cute! Watch what happens after you send it on! >Date: Wed, 22 Sep 2004 10:50:00 +0100 > > > >________________________________ > >From: Cordelia Heaney [mailto:cordeliaheaney@...] >Sent: 21 September 2004 15:19 >To: Ajay (E-mail); Ben Scott (E-mail); Christine Work (E-mail); David >Collinson (E-mail); Giles work (E-mail); John Loney (E-mail); Juliette >Green >Subject: FW: This is cute! Watch what happens after you send it on! >Importance: High > > > >-----Original Message----- >From: Jess Fifield [mailto:jess@...] >Sent: 21 September 2004 13:00 >To: Alex Coakley (E-mail); Cordie Heaney (E-mail); Jo Chamberlain >(E-mail); Kerryanne Bowden (E-mail); Terri Reed (E-mail) >Subject: FW: This is cute! Watch what happens after you send it on! >Importance: High > > > >-----Original Message----- >From: Grant, Leander [mailto:Leander.Grant@...] >Sent: 21 September 2004 12:30 >To: Jess Fifield >Subject: FW: This is cute! Watch what happens after you send it on! >Importance: High > > > >Ha! >x > >-----Original Message----- >From: Patel, Danny >Sent: 20 September 2004 08:54 >To: 'Hiren Patel'; 'hetal_patel1980@...'; Favier, Gemma; 'Cohen >Jason'; Grant, Leander >Subject: FW: This is cute! Watch what happens after you send it on! >Importance: High > > > >Danny Patel >Sales Trainer >Virgin Holidays Ltd >Tel: 01293 496992 >Ext: 6992 > >Please visit our Intranet site at: >http://10.10.2.222/hr/index.asp?sm=Human%20Resources > >-----Original Message----- >From: Ettienne Fourie [mailto:Ettienne.Fourie@...] >Sent: 15 September 2004 06:53 >To: Anton Mulder; Tommy Mulder; Willie Hattingh; Carole Newton (E-mail); >Deon (E-mail); Lisa (E-mail) >Subject: FW: This is cute! Watch what happens after you send it on! >Importance: High > > > >-----Original Message----- >From: Daylite [mailto:daylite@...] >Sent: Tuesday, September 14, 2004 2:41 PM >To: Devonne Vairy; CHERYL.CHRISTIE; Estelle Kruger; Ettienne Fourie; M >Karam; yvonne.karam@... >Subject: Fw: This is cute! Watch what happens after you send it on! > > > > > > This is is cute! Watch what happens after you send it on! > > > > > >       NEVER SAY TO A COP > > > > > >       1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in > > Texas) > > > > > >       2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't > > plugged in. > > > > > >       3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? > > > > > >       4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with >me. > > Good  job! > > > > > >       5. Are You Andy or Barney? > > > > > >       6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical >condition > > to > > be a police officer. > > > > > >       7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? > > > > > >       8. I pay your salary! > > > > > >       9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave >me > > a > > warning, too! > > > > > > > > > > > >       10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of >us > > does. > > > > > >       11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there >are > > no > > other > > > > > >       cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are. > > > > > >       12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have > > > you > > been > > > > > >       drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer >your > > eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" > > > > > > > > > > > >       *** Forward this to at least 5 people and see what comes on >your > > screen, > > > > > >       you will laugh your head off!!!!!!! > > > > > >       This works. 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