Wanted
a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering –

if he wanted then , why let him go after getting the picture?


Who killed Gandhiji ?

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a
question

Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?

Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

Telephone Directory

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a
shit?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all"?

Librarian: So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....


Indicator

Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether it is working.

He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO