This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened,
their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before
and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that
they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and
pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo.
Well, the guy has his doubts, But Hey! He needs the money, so he puts
on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see
him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't
so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping
around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around. During one
acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through
some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage!
As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts
screaming, "Help, Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his
paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!"
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