For those who does not know me yet, I am the Marquis of Sadavero, Alias HS and
famously known for building the Time Toilet.

I lived in a society where all women left to go shopping at Asda, and because of
this I was left with not option than to build the Time Toilet.

There have been a number of times in the past when human survival has been a
question of touch and go. The Cuban missile crisis in 1963 was one of these.

The frequency of such occasions is likely to increase in the future. I will need
great care and judgment to negotiate time….So I must land successfully and
without putting my life at risk.

I programmed the WC to the year 2140…and to my surprise I found myself in a
NUCLEAR WAR!!! …HOLY SHIT MY LUCK!! …So I deposed the Holy thing in the WC, I
pulled the chain and down into the future… From my seat on the throne I saw the
evolution of my holy waste product as I traveled into the future.

As Einstein once said " I don't know what the III World War will be fought with
but the fourth will be fought with sticks and stones like in prehistoric times.

Now my biggest fears was getting my ass kicked by a raptor or trying to eat,
before something ate me!!!

When I finally stopped the Time Toilet in the year 2469, I found a promiscuous
society due to the lack of diseases, as they were all destroyed by the last
World War. They were not embarrassed or complex of being too fat or too hairy,
they were only simple people. Nobody suffered, because they lived all together,
each with everyone, they didn't create themselves any problems, they lived the
moment, the day with the consciousness that the following day was nothing but
the future, nobody took themselves seriously, but they did everything possible
to be well and enjoy themselves.

There was not an age of retirement because the lack of diseases has allowed
people to live much longer and healthier. All houses were with solar cells, wind
turbine and thermally efficient. This was the Golden Civilization till Marquis
of Sadavero came into scene.

In this society, everybody was wearing a hat....men wore a blue hat, women wore
pink hats, gays wore black hats and lesbians had red hats.....this distinction
was made to determine your sexual preference before starting a
conversation...seeing as it was normal custom to have sex after talking for 10
minutes..... People did not feel dirty or ashamed, unlike the society of today
in the year 2008....I started talking to as many red hatted women as I
could.....by the end of the day I ended up voiceless and with a sore
throat….trust me the throat was not the only thing sore.......I was so tired I
fell asleep... until the next morning

The whole Hat City woke up in a deep shock as there has not been an outbreak of
a disease for over 329 years...I wonder where this disease was coming
from.....Hey don't look at me I am innocent!! I am just telling the story!!!
...The government decided to take action and cut down the spread of the
disease....They asked society to be less friendly for the time being and those
with the sign of the disease to wear a brown hat.....I was one of the first one
to be hatted with one .....I fell into a deep depression as I could not be
friendly anymore!!!!

I was sent to a High Security Prison accused of infecting the whole lesbian
community......Heterosexual and Gays were lucky this time!!... From the
Excrement City sent a Solicitor to defend my cause....Lord
BrightlyBob.!....Something told me I was going to lose the case flamboyantly..
He had an endearing rasping, mischievous laugh……He was muttering to me in a
funky way…he had a great resemblance to Muttley from the Wacky Races.

Later that evening Lord BrightlyBob started interrogating one of the red hat
victims....10 minutes later Lord BrightlyBob's suspenders were down......One by
one all of the victims passed through Lord BrightlyBob's suspenders.. by the end
of the interrogation he ended up voiceless and with a sore throat….......he was
so tired he fell asleep... until the next morning.

The following morning Lord BrightlyBob woke up with flu sensations and a
scratching little pinus.

(IN COURT)

Lord BrightlyBob : What should we judge here...Marquis of Sadavero for giving
Herpes to the whole lesbian community or the whole lesbian community for giving
herpes to me?....Dear members of the Jury...WHAT WE SHOULD JUDGE HERE IS THE 10
MINUTE CUSTOM!!!!

Lord BrightlyBob success spread worldwide and in his own town they erected an
excrement statue in honor to his sounded victory.....fame did not help them to
stop being brown hatted.....The banned of the 10 minutes custom led Hat City to
become an Asda one.......time passed by.

Marquis of Sadavero : what are we doing in this society Lord BrightlyBob?...We
have been celibacy for the last 4month and my pinus is feeling the same as when
I was living back in Asda Society...what about you?

Lord BrightlyBob : Well my little is feeling sad also...why don't we come back
to your Asda society at least there we will have some women to bring our
suspenders down?

Marquis of Sadavero: There is space in my WC for two so we can get both
transported back in time

Lord BrightltyBob : Do you get transported with the toilet or sucked down its
oesophagus and excreted out of an elephant rectum into the past?

Marquis of Sadavero : More likely out of a mouse!

Lord BrightlyBob: DO NOT COUNT ON ME!... I don't want the poor mouse to have a
prosthetic ass after my delivery!!!!

Marquis of Sadavero: Hey Mutley I was just kidding!
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M Sadavero