Hello to all,
Just wanted to check in and see how everyone is. And, especially to Jim,
I'm so glad that you're keeping a sense of humor through all of this. Keep
smiling, and here's a bit of humor to help you do that.
God bless, Jiane





"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be
taken for the rest of my life?""
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition
because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS.'"
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An older gentleman was on the operating table
awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,
a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia
he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just
remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens
to me, your mother is going to come and live with you
and your wife...."
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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you
stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem
worth waiting in line for.
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Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the
roads weren't paved.
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When you are dissatisfied and would
like to go back to youth, think of Algebra class.
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You know you are getting old when everything
either dries up or leaks.
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I don't know how I got over the hill
without getting to the top.
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One of the many things no one tells you about aging
is that it is such a nice change from being young.
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Ah, being young is beautiful,
but being old is comfortable.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
But it's worse when you forget to pull it down.

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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground
with sticks, it was called witchcraft.
Today, it's called golf.
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Lord,
Keep your arm around my shoulder and your
hand over my mouth...AMEN. .
LiveWell * Laugh Often * Love Much!


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