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From: Lewie
Date: Friday, January 31,
2003 23:07:33
To:
Subject: sponsor

How many people do we know like this!!!UGH! I love this and hope you will
share it with others! cindy



"Change is inevitable in human beings. Transformation optional!"
...Love and prayers! CJ



Subject: Rent-a-Sponsor

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Barbara Pinzka pinzka@... Cincinnati, OH U.S.A.


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