Almost better than a cup of coffee to start your
> morning....If you need
> a laugh, read through these Children's Science Exam
> Answers. These
> are real answers given by children.
>
> Q: Name the four seasons.
> A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
>
> Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can
> be made safe to
> drink.
> A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it
> removes large
> pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and
> canoeists.
>
> Q: How is dew formed?
> A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
> perspire.
>
> Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
> A: Keep it in the cow.
>
> Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
> A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the
> Moon. All water tends
> to flow towards the moon, because there is no water
> on the moon, and
> nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins
> in this fight.
>
> Q: What are steroids?
> A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
>
> Q: What happens to your body as you age?
> A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
> intercontinental.
>
> Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
> A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward
> to his adultery
>
> Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
> A: Premature death.
>
> Q: What is artificial insemination?
> A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of
> the cow.
>
> Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?
> (e.g., abdomen.)
> A: The body is consisted into three parts---the
> brainium, the borax and
> the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the
> brain; the borax
> contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal
> cavity contains the five
> bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
>
> Q: What is the fibula?
> A: A small lie.
>
> Q: What does "varicose" mean?
> A: Nearby.
>
> Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
> A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
>
> Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
> A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.


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