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#2214 From: "Scott Wesner" <sawesner@...>
Date: Fri Aug 5, 2005 5:03 pm
Subject: good one saw0012000
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A girl goes to a doctor for a check-up. It's a routine exam, therefore, she takes off her shirt. When her shirt is off, the doctor sees a large "P" on her chest. The doctor says, "What the hell happened to you?" The Girl replies "Well, my boyfriend goes to college, and he is so proud of himself, that he wears his letterman jacket during sex. The check-up is done and the girl leaves.

The Next day, another girl goes tot he doctor for a checkup, she takes off her shirt and on her chest, is the letter "L". Yet again the doctor says, "What the hell happened to you?" The Girl replies "Well, my boyfriend goes to college, and he is so proud of himself, that he wears his letterman jacket when we fuck. The check-up is done and the girl leaves.

On the third day, a third girl walks in for her exam, she removes her shirt and there is a large letter "W" on her chest.

The doctor says, "Lemme guess... , your boyfriend goes to Wisconsin...right?"

The girl replies, "No doctor, but I just had sex with my girlfriend from Michigan."

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#2213 From: "Scott Wesner" <sawesner@...>
Date: Fri Aug 5, 2005 11:06 am
Subject: FUNNY!!! saw0012000
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One day, a father and his son were walking in the woods on their way home when suddenly they came upon two dogs mating in the brush.

"What are they doing, Dad?" asked the small child, staring intently at the scene before them.

"They, um, they're making a puppy" said the boy's father, as he grabbed his coat and moved him along quickly.

A few nights later, the little boy woke up and got up from his bed to go to the bathroom. As he walked by his parents' room, he heard strange noises coming from within.

He opened the door and was surprised to see his father on top of his mother, moving in a strange way. His father looked up and saw his son - instantly, both mother and father froze. As the boy's mother grabbed for the sheets to cover herself up, the father got up and hustled his son out of the bedroom.

"What were you doing to Mom, Dad?" asked the little boy, who still wasn't sure what he saw.

"Your mother and I were, well, we were, ah, trying to make a baby - you know, maybe a brother or sister for you" said the boy's father, now confident that this would satisfy his son's curiosity.

"Oh" said the little boy, thinking hard for a minute. "Y'know Dad, when you go back to bed with mom, turn her over, please - I'd rather have a puppy".

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#2212 From: "~...Heather...~" <heathersci@...>
Date: Fri Aug 5, 2005 1:50 am
Subject: So you think you're computer-illiterate? heathersci
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So you think you're

computer-illiterate?

Compaq is considering changing the command

"Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key"

because of the flood of calls

asking where the "Any" key is.

AST technical support had a caller

complaining that her mouse was hard to control

with the dust cover on.

The cover turned out to be the plastic bag

the mouse was packaged in.

Another Compaq technician received a call

from a man complaining that the system

wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for magnets

and heat failed to diagnose the problem,

it was found that the customer labeled

the diskettes then rolled them into the typewriter

to type the labels.

Another AST customer was asked

to send a copy of her defective diskettes.

A few days later a letter arrived

from the customer along with

Xeroxed copies of the floppies.

A Dell technician advised his customer

to put his troubled floppy

back in the drive and close the door.

The customer asked the tech to hold on,

and was heard putting the phone down,

getting up and crossing the room

to close the door to his room.

Another Dell customer called to say

he couldn't get his computer to fax anything.

After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting,

the technician discovered the man

was trying to fax a piece of paper

by holding it in front of the monitor screen

and hitting the "send" key.

Another Dell customer needed

help setting up a new program,

so a Dell tech suggested he go to the local Egghead.

"Yeah, I got me a couple of friends,

"the customer replied.

When told Egghead was a software store,

the man said,

"Oh, I thought you meant for me to find

a couple of geeks."

Yet another Dell customer called

to complain that his keyboard no longer worked.

He had cleaned it by filling up his tub

with soap and water and soaking

the keyboard for a day,

then removing all the keys

and washing them individually.

A Dell technician received a call

from a customer who was enraged

because his computer had told him he was

"bad and an invalid".

The tech explained that the computer's

"bad command" and "invalid" responses

shouldn't be taken personally.

An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support

couldn't get her new Dell Computer to turn on.

After ensuring the computer was plugged in,

the technician asked her what happened

when she pushed the power button.

Her response,

"I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal

and nothing happens."

The "foot pedal"

turned out to be the computer's mouse.

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#2211 From: "Gina Smith" <ginats@...>
Date: Thu Aug 4, 2005 5:40 pm
Subject: Re: Paraplegic newbie mississippi_...
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Martha,

BowFlex makes an exercise machine that can be used by people in wheelchairs. Reportedly it gives you a good workout. Might be worth checking into.

Gina

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Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2005 11:23 AM

Subject: Re: [Spinalcordinjury] Paraplegic newbie

In a message dated 20/07/2005 16:15:16 GMT Standard Time, martha.skala@... writes:

Hi All,
I am a 56 yr old female who has been a T-6 Para for 17 yr due to seat
belt damage in an auto accident.
I have been trying to find a good exercise video/dvd that will give me
a good cardio workout. Everything I've found at this point is simple
stretching or strenghtening exercises. I'd like something to get my
blood pumping and to burn calories. I do wheel around but it bulks me
up because of the residents involved.
I did come across one called "seat aerobics" that advertised to be what
I was looking for but I can't find it available anywhere.
Can anyone suggest something that would do the trick for me?
Thanks,
Martha in Central FL

Hi Martha,

How are you? Are you settling into the group well? I'm Sarah (aka Smurf) and I'm 21 from the UK. I became a para after a road accident three years ago. I also have a nervous system condition called RSD (reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome) which I've had since I was 14.

Was you able to find a suitable fitness video/dvd at all? if you have can you let me know what it's like please as I really wanna burn some calories of!!

Take care,

Love Smurf xxx

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#2210 From: "Gina Smith" <ginats@...>
Date: Thu Aug 4, 2005 5:37 pm
Subject: Re: Killed Marine mississippi_...
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Hi Sara.

Things are getting better now. His funeral was last Thursday, a week ago. His Mom is better but has 3 younger children to help her, his young wife is still having a pretty hard time. Many of my internet friends have gone to the website www.fallenheroesmemorial.com and clicked on his name and left messages for the family. I am going to give it a few more days then I am going to print all the messages left and give them to her. She wants to save that and all the emails I have gotten. Thank you for taking time to ask about me and Blake's family.

Gina

Cpl. Clifton Blake Mounce was and is our small town and U.S. Hero

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Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2005 11:34 AM

Subject: Re: [Spinalcordinjury] Killed Marine

In a message dated 21/07/2005 17:19:22 GMT Standard Time, ginats@... writes:

All of you who sent me your condolences to pass on to my best friend
about her son who was killed in Iraq last week, I want to thank you all
so much. His Mother has asked that I print the emails out so she can
read them. She couldn't believe the response I have gotten and I again
thank you for your kind words, thoughts and prayers. If you are able
to, for her benefit send me an ecard to give to her. His body still has
not arrive here but we are hoping it will be in the next day or two,
then they have to go thru the funeral, so it is still far from
over.Thank all of you again.
Gina

Hi Gina,

Just wanted to see how your friends family are doing now? I know the grieving process takes a lot of time, but I hope they are doing well all things considered. How are you doing with it all?

Love Smurf xxx

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#2209 From: smurfonwheels@...
Date: Thu Aug 4, 2005 1:12 pm
Subject: Re: Friend injured spinal cord yesterday smurfonwheels
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In a message dated 24/07/2005 22:47:22 GMT Standard Time, dregs@... writes:

Hello
Excuse me for butting in. My name is Scott and I live in Oslo, Norway. I have an urgent
need to present myself to this forum and to ask for a little guidance. Yesterday, a young
26 yr old friend of mine had a serious diving accident. After the helicopter to the hospital
and initial assessments (paralysis from the neck down), he underwent a 6 hr operation to
stabilize his spine. Apparently, it was broken in a number of places. I have not visited or
talked to him yet. I have only spoken once with his dad and have otherwise received some
info second hand. One piece of info that surfaced today was that he could today move his
fingers and his neck.

There are many people closer to the victim than I am, but I thought I could ask others
who've been there for help at this time. What can I do? Say? Not that I wish to play doctor,
but what essential guidelines/treatments should those close to the victim be asking about?
I understand that there may be certain important issues very early on. What are they?

I appreciate your help and understanding.

Scott Campbell

Hey Scott,

How are you? I'm sorry to hear about your friends accident, how is he doing? Do they know weather the operation was a succes yet or not?

Stay strong,

Love smurf xxx

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#2208 From: "Scott Wesner" <sawesner@...>
Date: Thu Aug 4, 2005 5:07 pm
Subject: Fw: 20 dollar puzzle saw0012000
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HOLY CRAP!!!

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From: BANDAIDSP@...

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Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2005 10:34 AM

Subject: 20 dollar puzzle

WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?

INCREDIBLE
1) Fold a NEW PINK $20 bill in half...

2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below

3) Fold the other end, exactly as before

4) Now, simply turn it over...

What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!
COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDE

As if that wasn't enough .. here is what you've seen...

Firstly The Pentagon on fire...

Then The Twin Towers.

... And now ... look at this!

TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL

This is too interesting to pass up!
Pass it on to your friends who have nothing to do.

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#2207 From: smurfonwheels@...
Date: Thu Aug 4, 2005 12:34 pm
Subject: Re: Killed Marine smurfonwheels
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In a message dated 21/07/2005 17:19:22 GMT Standard Time, ginats@... writes:

All of you who sent me your condolences to pass on to my best friend
about her son who was killed in Iraq last week, I want to thank you all
so much. His Mother has asked that I print the emails out so she can
read them. She couldn't believe the response I have gotten and I again
thank you for your kind words, thoughts and prayers. If you are able
to, for her benefit send me an ecard to give to her. His body still has
not arrive here but we are hoping it will be in the next day or two,
then they have to go thru the funeral, so it is still far from
over.Thank all of you again.
Gina

Hi Gina,

Just wanted to see how your friends family are doing now? I know the grieving process takes a lot of time, but I hope they are doing well all things considered. How are you doing with it all?

Love Smurf xxx

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#2206 From: "Scott Wesner" <sawesner@...>
Date: Thu Aug 4, 2005 4:30 pm
Subject: Fw: FW: Buddy Day saw0012000
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To: joeedogg1@... ; ntriouskev1@... ; kwatkins@... ; sawesner@...

Sent: Wednesday, August 03, 2005 8:57 PM

Subject: Fwd: FW: Buddy Day

In a message dated 8/3/05 7:51:02 PM Eastern Standard Time, Joanie n Kids writes:

Forwardto all your friends, including me. And don't tell me you're too busy for this. Don't you know the phrase "stop and smell the flowers"? See how many "bouquets" you end up with!

Happiness keeps You Sweet,

Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human,
Failures keeps You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing,
But Only God keeps You Going!

You are so special!

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"Today is world's online buddy day.Send this to your online friends even me if I'm one of them

And see how many you get today"

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In a message dated 8/2/05 7:46:40 AM Eastern Standard Time, tammymahalick@... writes:

Forwardto all your friends, including me. And don't tell me you're too busy for this. Don't you know the phrase "stop and smell the flowers"? See how many "bouquets" you end up with!

Happiness keeps You Sweet,

Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human,
Failures keeps You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing,
But Only God keeps You Going!

You are so special!

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"Today is world's online buddy day.Send this to your online friends even me if I'm one of them

And see how many you get today"

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#2205 From: "Scott Wesner" <sawesner@...>
Date: Thu Aug 4, 2005 4:25 pm
Subject: funny joke saw0012000
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A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result.

On his way home hes stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don�t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am ?"

"About 35", was the reply. "I�m actually 47", the man says happily.

A little while later he goes to McDonalds for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I�d guess you�re 29?"

"Nope, I am actually 47". He�s starting to feel really good about himself.

While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question, She replies "I am 85 years old and my eyesignt is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for ten minutes, I will be able to tell your exact age."

As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later the old lady saus, "OK, it�s done. You are 47."

Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonalds."

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#2204 From: smurfonwheels@...
Date: Thu Aug 4, 2005 12:27 pm
Subject: Re: Newbie smurfonwheels
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In a message dated 20/07/2005 20:13:51 GMT Standard Time, raneeannfletcher@... writes:

Hi y'all. I'm new to the group. I have been hurt for about 2 1/2
years. January 27, 2003, does everyone remember the date of their
injury or is it just me. I have a C4 spinal cord injury as a result
of falling down a flight of stairs. I'm 42 years old and the hardest
part of this injury I think has been moving backing in with my
parents. Has anyone had to do this? I have never had anyone to talk
to about spinal cord issues, and have only recently found out about
this group. I hope to speak with some of you about the problems we
face alone. Looking forward to talking with you.

Hey there!

Welcome to the group! I'm Sarah (aka Smurf) and I'm 21 years old from the UK. I became a para after a car accident 3 years ago. I've also got a nervous condition affecting my legs that's called RSD (reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome).

Hope your settling in well!

Love Smurf xxx

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#2203 From: smurfonwheels@...
Date: Thu Aug 4, 2005 12:23 pm
Subject: Re: Paraplegic newbie smurfonwheels
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In a message dated 20/07/2005 16:15:16 GMT Standard Time, martha.skala@... writes:

Hi All,
I am a 56 yr old female who has been a T-6 Para for 17 yr due to seat
belt damage in an auto accident.
I have been trying to find a good exercise video/dvd that will give me
a good cardio workout. Everything I've found at this point is simple
stretching or strenghtening exercises. I'd like something to get my
blood pumping and to burn calories. I do wheel around but it bulks me
up because of the residents involved.
I did come across one called "seat aerobics" that advertised to be what
I was looking for but I can't find it available anywhere.
Can anyone suggest something that would do the trick for me?
Thanks,
Martha in Central FL

Hi Martha,

How are you? Are you settling into the group well? I'm Sarah (aka Smurf) and I'm 21 from the UK. I became a para after a road accident three years ago. I also have a nervous system condition called RSD (reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome) which I've had since I was 14.

Was you able to find a suitable fitness video/dvd at all? if you have can you let me know what it's like please as I really wanna burn some calories of!!

Take care,

Love Smurf xxx

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#2202 From: "Scott Wesner" <sawesner@...>
Date: Wed Aug 3, 2005 9:05 pm
Subject: joke saw0012000
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A man walks into a bordello / hooker bar in New Orleans and says to the madam of the house "I would like to see Madelyn." The madam says "Madelyn is our most expensive woman at a $1000 a night." The guy says "No problem!" and lays down $1000 in cash. Madelyn comes downstairs, they both go back upstairs, they screw around and the man leaves. The next night, the man shows up and requests Madelyn again, throws down $1000, and Madelyn and the guy go upstairs and screw around. After they're done Madelyn tries to make small talk and asks him where he's from. The guy says "I'm from Philadelphia". Madelyn jumps up in surprise and says, " Really, me too!!" The guys says "Yeah, I know. Your father just passed away and your brother wanted me to give you $2000"

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#2201 From: "Scott Wesner" <sawesner@...>
Date: Wed Aug 3, 2005 8:56 pm
Subject: joke saw0012000
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A ranch woman takes her three sons to the doctor for physicals for the first time in their lives. The doctor examines the boys and tells the woman that they are healthy but she needs to give them iron supplements.

She goes home and wonders exactly what iron supplements are. Finally, she goes to the hardware store and buys iron ball bearings (BB's) and mixes them into their food.

Several days later the youngest son comes to her and tells her that he is pissing BB's. She tells him that it is normal because she had put them in his food.

Later the middle son comes to her and says that he is crapping BB's. Again, she says that it is OK!

That evening the eldest son comes in very upset. He says "Ma, you won't believe what happened".

She says "I know, you're passing BB's".

"No", he says. "I was out behind the barn jacking off and I shot the dog".

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#2200 From: rr10269@...
Date: Tue Aug 2, 2005 9:34 pm
Subject: RE: joke syntaur56
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And this reminds me of....:)

Last weekend I spent the night in a large downtown hotel... About 2:30AM I
was awakened by a knock at my hotel room's door. Answering it I found some
guy who had spent the night in the hotel bar and was now really drunk. The
drunk guy told me that he had forgot his keys in his room, and thought
that my room was his room. He apologized for awakening me and left. Going
back to bed, I had fallen back to sleep when about a hour later I was
again awakened by another knock at my door, and again found the same drunk
guy at my door. The drunk guy this time really apologized for awakening me
and left. I went back to bed... And about a hour later I was yet again
awakened by a knock at my door... I jumped out of bed really angry and
stormed to the door and swung it open... And sure enough there was the
same drunk guy standing in front of me.... Gee buddy... the drunk guy
slurred... did you rent every room in this hotel?
VINTAGE JOKE DATED 1936:)


> reminds me of......
>
> The guy goes to the Doctor, and the docter gave him 3 months to live
> So the guy says he can't pay his bill,
> So the Doctor gave him another 3 months
> ;)
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>   Mr. Smith awakens in the hospital after being knocked unconscious in a
>   auto accident. At which time his Doctor informs him that he has some
> Good
>   and some Bad news for him. Well Doc... Mr. Smith asks... you better give
>   me the Bad news first... Well... the Doctor begins... I am afraid in the
>   auto accident your feet were so horribly mangled that we had to amputate
>   them. My God...!!! Mr. Smith gasps... What could possibly be the Good
>   news?
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>   Well... the Doctor chirps... We finally got rid of those pesty corns of
>   yours.
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#2199 From: "Kenny France" <kenny@...>
Date: Tue Aug 2, 2005 5:03 pm
Subject: RE: joke moggie_man1234
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reminds me of......

The guy goes to the Doctor, and the docter gave him 3 months to live

So the guy says he can't pay his bill,

So the Doctor gave him another 3 months

;)

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Mr. Smith awakens in the hospital after being knocked unconscious in a auto accident. At which time his Doctor informs him that he has some Good and some Bad news for him. Well Doc... Mr. Smith asks... you better give me the Bad news first... Well... the Doctor begins... I am afraid in the auto accident your feet were so horribly mangled that we had to amputate them. My God...!!! Mr. Smith gasps... What could possibly be the Good news? Well... the Doctor chirps... We finally got rid of those pesty corns of yours.

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#2198 From: rr10269@...
Date: Tue Aug 2, 2005 4:04 pm
Subject: Re: joke syntaur56
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Mr. Smith awakens in the hospital after being knocked unconscious in a
auto accident. At which time his Doctor informs him that he has some Good
and some Bad news for him. Well Doc... Mr. Smith asks... you better give
me the Bad news first... Well... the Doctor begins... I am afraid in the
auto accident your feet were so horribly mangled that we had to amputate
them. My God...!!! Mr. Smith gasps... What could possibly be the Good
news?

Well... the Doctor chirps... We finally got rid of those pesty corns of
yours.

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#2197 From: rr10269@...
Date: Tue Aug 2, 2005 3:54 pm
Subject: Re: dirty joke syntaur56
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This reminded me of...:)

A man was visiting some friends at a Veteran's Hospital, many of which who
had been permanently injured in past American wars. Upon leaving he
decided to use the Public Restroom. Standing at the urinal he noticed he
was standing next to a man dressed in a full military uniform with his
arms hanging straight down to his sides. "Excuse me..." the man in the
military uniform asked... "but would you mind pulling it out and holding
it while I urinate?" At first the man hesitated, but then noticed all the
medals on the man's uniform and apparent permanent injures to his arms,
and obliged. "So...?" the man asked the military dressed man as they stood
there... "...what was it... Korea?" "No..." the military man replied...
"Gonarea... the Doctors here say I'm not to touch it even with a ten foot
pole"

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#2196 From: "Scott Wesner" <sawesner@...>
Date: Tue Aug 2, 2005 3:34 pm
Subject: dirty joke saw0012000
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A girl had invented a device to cause any car that passed in front of her house to suddenly break down but couldn't find any practical way to profit from it.

So, thinking clearly, she set up the device, and as the cars passed the house and broke down, she'd offer the man in the car a place to stay for the night. Then as soon as the man was asleep, he'd be jarred awake by her with his penis in her mouth, and she'd hold a sign up saying "$50 or I'll bite hard!".

Of course usually the guy would pay and she'd let him go.

Well one day a Newfoundlander broke down, and had to stay the night. Sure enough, he felt something between his legs at night, and there she is with him in her mouth and holding the sign "$50 or I'll bite."

The Newfoundlander just smiled and said "$100 or I'll piss!"

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#2195 From: "Scott Wesner" <sawesner@...>
Date: Tue Aug 2, 2005 3:30 pm
Subject: joke saw0012000
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A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet.

He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex."

The researcher was a little taken aback.

He said, "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"

The redhead said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."

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#2194 From: rr10269@...
Date: Tue Aug 2, 2005 1:04 am
Subject: I had coffee this morning with Jill Kinmont.... syntaur56
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OK like I go to work late... and sleep in late... but this morning thanks
to someone on this group. While I was drinking my first cup of coffee, I
watched the beginning of THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN. Thanks for the
reminder that it was going to be on... whoever you were:) WILL

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#2193 From: steve court <steve_court2003@...>
Date: Mon Aug 1, 2005 8:42 pm
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I found a way to keep who you want out of your business. When you get an email, hit spam and it will block them. I've talked to a lot of people and they have done this. It keeps the riff raff from boring us with the crap they think is important.

dave0c@... wrote:

If you want to try a very adult QUAD group with no jokes - just some ver intelligent and knowledgeable people, try http://www.makoa.org/quadlist.htm

I'm done here as well.

dave

In a message dated 8/1/2005 11:59:06 A.M. US Mountain Standard Time, delicate_rosebud@... writes:

Scott,

I thought after all the hoopla and arguing, you had agreed to only one
joke a day. So much for that promise. I counted at least four on
Friday alone. I used to love this site and the great support/info I'd
get from people. But unfortunately it looks like the true meaning of
this group has been burried deep beneath the arogance of a few
people. Too bad. There's power in numbers and this CRAP is chasing a
lot of people away. So I guess it's goodbye for me too.

liz

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#2192 From: dave0c@...
Date: Mon Aug 1, 2005 4:33 pm
Subject: Re: what happened to this group? dave0c1212
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If you want to try a very adult QUAD group with no jokes - just some ver intelligent and knowledgeable people, try http://www.makoa.org/quadlist.htm

I'm done here as well.

dave

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Scott,

I thought after all the hoopla and arguing, you had agreed to only one
joke a day. So much for that promise. I counted at least four on
Friday alone. I used to love this site and the great support/info I'd
get from people. But unfortunately it looks like the true meaning of
this group has been burried deep beneath the arogance of a few
people. Too bad. There's power in numbers and this CRAP is chasing a
lot of people away. So I guess it's goodbye for me too.

liz

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#2191 From: Jerry ***** <quickie_xtr@...>
Date: Mon Aug 1, 2005 8:32 pm
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i know who steve is, he works for a medical supply
> company in wilmington, nc. His boss is named martin
> gallan. I know of them and there company because he
> ripped off a wheelchair basketball team here in
> wilmington, he promised them tha if they let him get
> they're catheters, he would be their sponsor so they
> can play basketball. so the team agreed and for
> several months Wilmington MEdical supply was getting
> their catheters. But when the time came to pay for
> the
> entrance fees, teams jerseys, etc., martin backed
> out
> and didnt pay. HE SCAMED A WHEELCHAIR BASKETBALL
> TEAM!!.  i know this for a fact because i used to
> work
> for that bastard. I am a t-2 para and he treated me
> like shit too. i have been in this group for a
> while,
> and have read many posts on many diffrent topics but
> never replied to them. this time i had too. if you
> need catheters, and are covered by medicare, ANY
> (DME)
> MEDICAL SUPPLY COMPANY CAN GET THEM FOR YOU AT NO
> COST. the only stipulation is that you must have
> suffered from 2 uti's in a 12 month period. if you
> need more info, email me, BUT DONT TRUST STEVE, OR
> WILMINGTON MEDICAL SUPPLY!!!! if you need medical
supplies, ask a group member where to get them, thats
why we are here, dont rely on sales reps who invade
our groups just to make a buck!!!!

--- steve <steve_court2003@...> wrote:

> Hello everybody! If you use intermittent catheters
> please contact me
> for a free info pack and free samples. This system
> is designed for
> people who have had problems with urinary tract
> infections. I have
> contracts with all major manufacturers, Mentor,
> Rusch,Bard,
> Coloplast, Kendall, etc. Transient flora is the main
> cause of
> infections, so learn how to prevent this transfer of
> bacteria.
> Washing your hands is not as affective as believed.
> It does help but
> to make sure you are protected as much as possible,
> try the sterile
> procedure. If you are interested, please reply with
> a name, physical
> mailing address, contact number(not requiered), size
> of catheters
> you use(specify if it is for you or someone
> else-male or female),
> and if you have medicare(special requirments) or a
> private insurance
> carrier. I will send out the info as soon as I
> recieve the request.
> Thank you.
>
>
> >
>
>


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#2190 From: "Scott Wesner" <sawesner@...>
Date: Mon Aug 1, 2005 8:17 pm
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Subject: great advice

This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you -- and me!
There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This has been sent To you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so Far.
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

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#2189 From: "Scott Wesner" <sawesner@...>
Date: Mon Aug 1, 2005 8:10 pm
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A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom.

When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.

'What are you doing?' she exclaimed.

The daughter replied, 'I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband.'

Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator.

'What are you doing?' he exclaimed.

The daughter replied, 'I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband.'

A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.

She asked, 'What are you doing?'

He replied, 'Watching the game with my son-in-law.'

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#2188 From: "Liz" <delicate_rosebud@...>
Date: Mon Aug 1, 2005 6:58 pm
Subject: what happened to this group? a_delicate_r...
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Scott,

I thought after all the hoopla and arguing, you had agreed to only one
joke a day. So much for that promise. I counted at least four on
Friday alone.  I used to love this site and the great support/info I'd
get from people.  But unfortunately it looks like the true meaning of
this group has been burried deep beneath the arogance of a few
people.  Too bad.  There's power in numbers and this CRAP is chasing a
lot of people away.   So I guess it's goodbye for me too.

liz

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#2187 From: smurfonwheels@...
Date: Mon Aug 1, 2005 2:00 pm
Subject: Re: death of loved one smurfonwheels
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Hi Gina,

I'm really sorry to hear of your loss. How are you and his family bearing up? I'll be saying a prayer for you all tonight

Stay strong,

Love Smurf xxx

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I want to take a moment and ask for prayers for my best friend who's
son was killed in Iraq yesterday. He was only 22 and had always wanted
to be a Marine. His humvee was hit by a roadside bomb. We received the
news late yesterday. His mom and I grew up together and she was one of
the few who stood beside me when I was injured and never wavered in her
support and friendship. Her son was a wonderful young man just recently
married and was to come home in 2 months. Please keep them in your
thoughts and prayers. Also keep my stepson in your thoughts and prayers
also, he reported to Marine bootcamp Monday at Parris Island. On a
social note, it's time for our young men to come home. Thanks to all of
you, Gina

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#2186 From: smurfonwheels@...
Date: Mon Aug 1, 2005 12:32 pm
Subject: Re: Wheelchair Sports smurfonwheels
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Hi Scott,

Hows you doing? I'm sorry for the delay in getting back to you. So how long have you been playing basketball for now? It's bad that your having to play in your everyday chair at the moment!! I personally would advice you to go onto the website: www.rgklife.com I've got both my everyday chair and my basketball chair from them and they are fantastic chairs! The chairs are made to fit you, and by that I mean they come out and measure you up to ensure you fit perfectly in the chair. All the basketball chairs are lighter than the everyday chairs, and I think that's the case for all of the sports chairs.

Hope that helps, shout if you want more info!

Love Smurf xxx

In a message dated 05/07/2005 16:42:53 GMT Standard Time, sawesner@... writes:

SMURF,

I SAW SOME PARA OLYMPICS STUFF LIKE TRACK& FIELD, WEIGHTLIFTING, I AM GETTING ANOTHER NEW CHAIR TO PLAY BASKETBALL IN. BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN IN EXCEPT VIDEOS. AND I PLAY IN A LEAGUE IN MY OTHER CHAIR....I NEED A LIGHTER WEIGHT CHAIR NOW.....ANY IDEAS??

SCOTT

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Sent: Tuesday, July 05, 2005 11:33 AM

Subject: Re: [Spinalcordinjury] Wheelchair Sports

In a message dated 05/07/2005 16:28:17 GMT Standard Time, sawesner@... writes:

THANKS SMURF I WILL KEEP THAT IN MIND. I AM KIND OF USED TO THE MEDIA THOUGH. I WAS A QUARTERBACK AT FLORIDA ST. UNIVERSITY HERE IN THE UNITED STATES AND I DID GET DRAFTED BY THE TAMPA BAY BUCS IN THE 3RD ROUND 10 YEARS AGO. SO GOING TO MAJOR BOWLS IN COLLEGE, NFC GAMES AND CHAMPIONSHIPS NOT TO MENTION THE SUPER BOWL, THE MEDIA IS CRAZY!!! I AM DEFINETLY READY FOR THIS CHALLENGE

SCOTT

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Sent: Tuesday, July 05, 2005 11:12 AM

Subject: Re: [Spinalcordinjury] Wheelchair Sports

In a message dated 05/07/2005 00:25:03 GMT Standard Time, sawesner@... writes:

SCI Group,

As soon as I got into my accident I was detemined to walk again and
start training. And in doing so I really built up pretty big, not to
where I used to but enough to compete. I found this site 6 months
ago and signed myself up for the weightlifting compitions,
basketball, track/field, and the World wheelchair Games in Rio de
Janerio. I was wondering if anyone else is young enough, strong
enough, and has the will to win. Also what is the level of your
injury? They have Quad and Para Olympics....that is my main
goal...Para olympics

here is the site: www.wsusa.com
scott
T-10/T-11
11/04

maybe i will have a new lifting buddy, besides my therapists. you
can also check out my home page at
www.myspace.com/scott42571

Hi Scott,

I noticed your email when I skimming through them to see if there's anything important when it stood out to me. All I can say on the subject is that wheelchair sports are great fun!! I've been play basketball since October of 2001, and I've never regreted giving it a try! I play for a squad called "BCWasps", plus I've played for Great Britain. If you want to get up to that standard it takes ALOT of work and dedication, but if your prepared for that along with the media side to it all then aim for it!! If you've got any questions or anything feel free to email me back!

Love Smurf xxx

Scott,

My advice without a doubt would be to go for it!!!!!!! You sound like you'll fit in to it really well!

Have you seen the sport being played? If you haven't I can always get some of my training etc on camera and send you a copy of it for you to check out?

Love Smurf xxx

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#2185 From: "~...Heather...~" <heathersci@...>
Date: Mon Aug 1, 2005 9:29 am
Subject: A Californian, Coloradoan, and a Texan go Camping heathersci
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A Californian, Coloradoan, and a Texan go Camping

A Coloradoan, a Californian and a Texan were out camping. They were lazing around a campfire when the Texan pulled out a bottle of tequila and after taking a couple of swallows, threw the bottle up in the air, pulled out his six shooter and neatly shot the bottle.

The Californian noted that there was still some tequila left in the bottle, but the Texan replied, "That's okay, we have plenty of tequila where I come from."

The Californian promptly brought out his bottle of Cabernet, took two swallows, threw it up in the air and shot it with a 9mm semiautomatic Glock pistol with a 15-shot clip, stating: "We have plenty of this where I come from."

The Coloradoan took all this in and finally opened a bottle of beer. He downed half the bottle, threw it up in the air, shot the Californian with a 12-gauge shotgun and deftly caught the bottle without spilling a drop.

The Texan's jaw dropped nearly to his silver buckle and his eyes widened nearly as wide as the buckle. The Coloradoan, momentarily puzzled at the reaction, finally piped up: "It's okay, we have plenty of Californians where I come from, but this is my last Coors!"

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