A Californian, Coloradoan, and a Texan go Camping A Coloradoan, a Californian and a Texan were out camping. They were lazing around a campfire when the Texan...
Hi Scott, Hows you doing? I'm sorry for the delay in getting back to you. So how long have you been playing basketball for now? It's bad that your having...
Hi Gina, I'm really sorry to hear of your loss. How are you and his family bearing up? I'll be saying a prayer for you all tonight Stay strong, Love Smurf xxx...
Scott, I thought after all the hoopla and arguing, you had agreed to only one joke a day. So much for that promise. I counted at least four on Friday alone. I...
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on...
i know who steve is, he works for a medical supply ... supplies, ask a group member where to get them, thats why we are here, dont rely on sales reps who...
If you want to try a very adult QUAD group with no jokes - just some ver intelligent and knowledgeable people, try _http://www.makoa.org/quadlist.htm_ ...
I found a way to keep who you want out of your business. When you get an email, hit spam and it will block them. I've talked to a lot of people and they have...
OK like I go to work late... and sleep in late... but this morning thanks to someone on this group. While I was drinking my first cup of coffee, I watched the...
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet. He said, "I'm doing some...
A girl had invented a device to cause any car that passed in front of her house to suddenly break down but couldn't find any practical way to profit from it. ...
This reminded me of...:) A man was visiting some friends at a Veteran's Hospital, many of which who had been permanently injured in past American wars. Upon...
Mr. Smith awakens in the hospital after being knocked unconscious in a auto accident. At which time his Doctor informs him that he has some Good and some Bad...
reminds me of...... The guy goes to the Doctor, and the docter gave him 3 months to live So the guy says he can't pay his bill, So the Doctor gave him another...
And this reminds me of....:) Last weekend I spent the night in a large downtown hotel... About 2:30AM I was awakened by a knock at my hotel room's door....
A ranch woman takes her three sons to the doctor for physicals for the first time in their lives. The doctor examines the boys and tells the woman that they...
A man walks into a bordello / hooker bar in New Orleans and says to the madam of the house "I would like to see Madelyn." The madam says "Madelyn is our most...
In a message dated 20/07/2005 16:15:16 GMT Standard Time, martha.skala@... writes: Hi All, I am a 56 yr old female who has been a T-6 Para for 17 yr...
A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home hes stops at a newsstand and buys...
In a message dated 24/07/2005 22:47:22 GMT Standard Time, dregs@... writes: Hello Excuse me for butting in. My name is Scott and I live in Oslo, Norway....
Hi Sara. Things are getting better now. His funeral was last Thursday, a week ago. His Mom is better but has 3 younger children to help her, his young wife is...
Martha, BowFlex makes an exercise machine that can be used by people in wheelchairs. Reportedly it gives you a good workout. Might be worth checking into. Gina...
So you think you're computer-illiterate? Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking...
One day, a father and his son were walking in the woods on their way home when suddenly they came upon two dogs mating in the brush. "What are they doing,...
A girl goes to a doctor for a check-up. It's a routine exam, therefore, she takes off her shirt. When her shirt is off, the doctor sees a large "P" on her...
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