Here's what you're supposed to do...and DON'T BE LAME and spoil the
fun. DO it. Copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new
e-mail that you will send. Change all of the answers so that they apply to
you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the
person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little
known facts about those who know you. Remember to send it back to the person
who sent it to you. It only takes a few minutes, so DO IT!

1. Who sent this e-mail to you? Katey

2. What time is it? very very late
3. Name as it appears on your birth certificate? David Boyer (It's a family name so back off.)
4. Nickname(s): DAVEOC, dummy, doc

5. Parents' names:  Mr &Mrs O'Connell

6. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 574, at least

7. Date that you regularly blow them out: I let them burn out.  It's a pathetic symbolic futile attempt to hold on to the known, in preference to exploring the incredible unknown.

8. Pets: kids, wife, dogs, humans.... the usual.

9. Hair color: Einstein white.  (Every one of them earned.)
10. Tattoos: Mark up the temple?
11. Piercings: Right, just like my Africkeen buddies.
12. Favorite color: Black - so youall stand out better.
13. Hometown: Anywhere I 'hang my hat.'  I'm just renting here anyway.
14. Current Residence: Third rock.
15. Favorite food: The substance of life - the nectar of all my ships in the night.  THAT'S YOU !
16. Been to Africa? why?
17. Been toilet papering? We did spray-paint in my days.
18. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? Still does.
19. Been in a car accident? A couple - ALL THEIR FAULT !!
20. Croutons or Bacon Bits? Prefer pigs.
21. Current car you drive: Buick ol' fart grocery getter with 195,000 miles.
22. Favorite Movie? Time machine with Rod Taylor and Yvette Memieux - TAKE MATCHES !!
23. Favorite Holiday: All of them - WITH my family.
24. Favorite day of the week:Today.  Too late for yesterday, too soon for tomorrow.
25. Favorite word or phrase: All we need to know, we learned in kindergarten.
26. Favorite toothpaste: Bourbon.
27. Favorite Restaurant:The dark, quiet candel lit ones.
28. Favorite Flowers:  Rye and white made into my mom's Sweedish rye bread, served toasted with butter and grape jelly.
29. Favorite Drink(s):  Heavy dark oak red wine so dry you can't spit after swishing.
30. Favorite sport to watch: Gymnastics (and of course mating)
31. Preferred type of ice cream: Cherry cheesecake
32. Favorite Sesame Street Character: Oscar the grouch.
33. Last book you read? Wayne Dyer - Secrets of Inner Peace.
34. Favorite fast food restaurant? Subway.
35. Why was your last hospital visit? To see my granddaughter's birth. (it was VERY cool.)
36. What color is your bedroom carpet? Wood tile with multi dark colored throw rug.
37. Are you allergic to anything? Stupid people make me crazy.
38. Who is the last person you got email from before this? Chris the jokemeister.
39. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Only breakin' hearts.
40. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? Home Depot - one of everything please.
41. What do you do most often when you are bored? Fill out electronic questionaires.
42. Name the friend that lives farthest away from you: Rekha in miles,  Cathy in years, DD and Mix in their own special ways, June spiritually, and Marilou in missed opportunities.
43. Most annoying thing people ask/tell you?  I COULDN'T do what you have done.
44. What you are working on now? Realizing I can't do everything for everyone.
45. Who will respond the quickest to this email? Chris - and it will be ugly - (I'll prove it.)
46. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? Tom
47. Favorite all time TV shows? Dick Van Dyke, Lucy, Andy Williams.
48. Last person you were out to dinner with? Mah little woman!! :-)
49. What's in your CD player right now? 225 mp3 random uppers. country, neil, frank, chris, beach, CCR, BS&T, everly, carpenters, johnny, nat, sammy, deano, tom, tony, steve, .....
50. PC or Mac? (MACs are sandwiches)