> Subject: Pedro
>
>
>
> It was the first day of school and a new student
> named Pedro Martinez, the
> son of a recently immigrated Mexican restaurateur,
> entered the fourth grade.
>
> The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
> American history. "Who said
> 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'" She saw a sea
> of blank faces, except
> for Pedro, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry,
> 1775."
>
>
>
> "Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said,
> "Government of the
> people, by the people, for the people, shall not
> perish from the earth?"
> Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham
> Lincoln, 1863."
>
>
>
> The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should
> be ashamed! Pedro, who
> is new to our country, knows more about its' history
> than you do!" She heard
> a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!" "Who said
> that?" she demanded. Pedro
> put his hand up. "Jim Bowie,
> 1836."
>
>
>
> At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm
> gonna puke." The teacher
> glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"
> Again, Pedro. "George
> Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
>
>
>
> Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck
> this!" Pedro jumped out
> of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the
> teacher, "Bill Clinton to
> Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
>
> Now, with almost a mob hysteria, someone said, "You
> little shit. If you say
> anything else, I'll kill you!" Pedro frantically
> yelled at the top of his
> voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
>
> The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered
> around her on the floor,
> someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!"
> Pedro whispered, "Saddam
> Hussein, 2003."
>
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