--- "Dr. Patrick Low" <patrick@...> wrote:
> From: "Dr. Patrick Low" <patrick@...>
> To: "Velu" <velu8@...>
> Subject: Teacher Arrested
> Date: Thu, 2 Sep 2004 08:24:38 +0700
>
> Hi! You will like this one!
>
> At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual
> later discovered to be a public school teacher was
> arrested trying to board a flight while in
> possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a
> slide rule, and a calculator.
>
> At a morning press conference, Attorney general John
> Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the
> notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by
> the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
>
> "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They
> desire average solutions by means and extremes, and
> sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute
> value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y'
> and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have
> determined they belong to a common denominator of
> the axis of medieval with coordinates in every
> country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to
> say, 'there are 3 sides to every
> triangle'."
>
> When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush
> said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons
> of math instruction, He would have given us more
> fingers and toes."
>
> Cheers, Patrick Low

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Saravanan (Velu)
Holistic Lifestyle Practitoner
Centre of Integrated Medicine
Healing With Tender Loving Care.

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