> Subject: God's Invention and HONDA CEO >
>
> Mr. Honda, of the Honda Motorcycle Corporation, died
> and went to heaven for final judgment. At the gates,
> St. Peter told Mr. Honda, "Since you've been such a
> good man and your motorcycles have changed the
> world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone
> you want in Heaven."
>
> Mr. Honda thought about it for a minute and then
> said,
> "I want to hang out with God. I have a question for
> Him".
> St. Peter took Mr. Honda to the Throne Room and
> introduced him to God.
>
> He then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of
> women?"
> God Said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am".
> "Well," said Mr. Honda, "Professional to
> Professional, you have some
> major flaws in your design:
> 1- There is too much inconsistency in the
> front-end protrusion.
> 2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.
> 3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble
> too much.
> 4- The intake is placed way too close to the
> exhaust.
> 5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are
> outrageous, and I
> don't even want start talking about the maintenance
> costs.
>
> "Hmmmmn, you do raise some good points," replied
> God, "Let's have a wee
> look."
> God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a
> few things and
> waited for the results. After a moment God said,
> "Well, it may be true that my invention seems to be
> flawed, but
> According to these numbers, More Men are Riding my
> Invention than yours."
>
>
>
>

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Love All & Serve All

Saravanan (Velu)
Healer
Centre of Integrated Medicine
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