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Redston, Chris" <chris.redston@...>
Sent: Sunday, March 19, 2006 3:13 PM
Subject: Get out of the car


> Get Out of The Car!
> (This is a true account recorded in the police log of Sarasota,Florida.)
>
> An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
> found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her
> shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her
> voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
>
> The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran
> like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping
> bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so
> shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and
> tried, and then it dawned on her why. For the same reason she did not
> understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs in the
> front seat.
>
> A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
> further down the parking lot. She loaded her bags into the car and drove
> to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she
> told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the
> counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad,
> elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly
> white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.
>
> Moral of the story? If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it
> memorable
>