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Developed by Robert Atkins, M.D.,
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A commercial program that has made the transition from weight loss center-based, like Weight Watchers and Jenny Craig, to an online weight-management program. It is a reduced calorie diet that focuses on balanced nutrition (60 %carbs/ 20%fat/ 20%protein) which follows the Food Guide Pyramid. Nutri/System's approach revolves around the consumption of pre-packaged meals, which can be convenient and helpful in dealing with controlling your portion size. The key to the success of this diet is the transitional period where the client goes from pre-packaged to regular, prepared meals. You are assisted by a wealth of on-line support, counseling and informational resources.
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eDiets
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1/2 cup finely chopped onion
1/2 cup finely chopped fresh mushrooms
2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley
2 cups reduced-sodium fat-free beef or chicken broth, divided
2 tablespoons cornstarch
Pinch pepper
In a saucepan, sauté onion, mushrooms and parsley in 1/4 cup broth until
vegetables are tender. Combine cornstarch, pepper and 1/2 cup of broth;
stir until smooth. Add to pan with the remaining broth. Bring to a boil,
stirring occasionally; boil for 2 minutes.
Yield: 2 cups.
Diabetic Exchanges: One 1/4-cup serving equals a free food; also, 19 calories,
28 mg sodium, 2 mg cholesterol, 3 gm carbohydrate, 1 gm protein, 1 gm fat.
16 oz fat free cream cheese, softened
1 1/2 cups shredded fat free cheddar cheese
2 (10 oz) cans 98% fat free white chicken
1 tsp minced garlic
1 (10 oz) can extra hot Rotel tomatoes & green chilies, drained
fresh cilantro, chopped
green onions, chopped
Stir cream cheese and shredded cheese together until well blended. Add
chicken, garlic, Rotel, cilantor, and green onions and mix well. Cover
and chill until serving time.
Yield:
Slow cooked in a flavorful sauce, the wonderful aroma of these simmering beans will warm hour heart and your kitchen. Beans are winter comfort food. They are naturally low in fat and high in vegetable protein, vitamins, minerals and fiber. Remember that one cup dried beans will yield slightly more than 2 cups cooked.
2 cups dried white navy beans, picked over, washed and soaked
1 small onion, diced
4 tablespoons molasses
8 teaspoons Dijon mustard
2 tablespoons tomato paste
1/2 tespoons salt
2 teaspoon black pepper
2 teaspoon dried thyme
1 small bay leaf
1 teaspoons cider vinegar
4 teaspoons soy sauce
1 1/3 cups apple cider, boiling
Boiling water
To prepare beans:
Pour beans onto a flat surface (countertop) in a single layer.
Preheat oven to 250 degrees.
Recipe By :Jan Tzynski
Serving Size : 4
Categories : Low-Fat MWLP Acceptable Stew
Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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23 ounces canned sweet potatoes -- drained
15 ounces garbanzo beans, canned -- drained
16 ounces canned tomatoes -- diced, with juice
Combine these ingredients. Heat. Season as you like with salt and pepper. I
also added in some unmeasured dashes of garlic powder, red pepper, cumin,
and cinnamon.
Carbohydrate; 11g Dietary Fiber; 0mg Cholesterol; 549mg Sodium.
4 Grain(Starch); 1 Vegetable; 0 Fat.
Preheat over to 350 degrees. Grease baking sheet with pam. Do not wash sheet after each baking; just scrape sheet and respray with pam.
1 pkg. (1lb) light brown sugar
3 sticks margarine
4 eggs
2 tsp. vanilla
2 c. whole wheat flour
½ c. wheat germ
2 T. baking powder
1 tsp. soda
1 tsp. salt
5 c. quick oats, uncooked
1- 12 oz. pkg. chocolate chips
Cream together brown sugar, softened margarine and eggs. Add vanilla, flour, wheat germ, baking powder, soda and salt. Stir in oats and chocolate chips last. Dip cookie dough with ice cream scoop and bake for 10 minutes.
Recipe makes about 2 dozen giant chocolate chip cookies!
Key Lime Pie Recipe
• 1 c Graham cracker crumbs
• 3 tb Melted margarine
• 2 tb Sugar Subs (ie. NutriSweet)
• 1 pk 1/4 oz. - unflavored gelatin
• 1 3/4 c Skim milk
• 1 pk 8 oz. reduced fat cream -cheese, softened
• 1/3 To 1/2 cup fresh lime juice
• 1/2 c Sugar Subs.
• Spoonful Lime slices
• Mint sprigs
Combine graham cracker crumbs, margarine and 2 tbsp sugar substitute.
Spoon the graham cracker crumb mixture into bottom of 7-inch springform pan;
pat evenly on sides and 1/2 inch up the side of the pan.
Sprinkle gelatin over 1/2 cup of the milk in small saucepan; let stand 2 to 3 minutes.
Cook over low heat, stirring constantly, until gelatin is dissolved.
Beat cream cheese until fluffy in small bowl;
beat in remaining 1 1/4 cups milk and the gelatin mixture.
Mix in lime juice and 1/2 cup sugar substitute.
Pour the mixture over your crust and refrigerate pie until set, about 2 hours.
To serve, loosen side of pie from pan with small spatula and remove side of pan.
Place pie on serving plate; garnish with lime slices and mint.
Makes 8 servings.
Serving size 1/8 pie.
Total fat 10g per serving, low fat key lime pie recipe.
Yield: 8 servings low fat key lime pie
4-5 Red Delicious apples, peeled and sliced in thin wedges
1 cup equivalent of sweetener (I prefer Equal)
1/2 cup margarine or butter
Unbaked crust for a double crust pie
Place the peeled, sliced apples in the crust until it's about 2/3 full. Sprinkle the sweetener over the apples after stirring 2 tablespoons of flour into the sweetener. Slice the margarine and dot over the pie. Put on the top crust then bake in a slow, 325 degree oven for 1 1/4 to 1 1/2 hours or until the crust is light brown. Enjoy.
Applesauce Cocoa Cookies
"Chocolate and moist, these are delicious. "
Ingredients:
1/2 cup vegetable shortening
1 egg or egg substitute
1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 cup water
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/3 cup sugar replacement (granulated) Splenda
2 cups cake flour
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 cup unsweetened applesauce
Directions:
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C).
Grease cookie sheets.
Cream together shortening and sugar replacement. Add egg and blend well.
Sift all dry ingredients together and add alternately with applesauce and water to creamed mixture. Be sure to add flour first and last.
Drop by teaspoonfuls onto greased cookie sheets.
Bake at 375 degrees F for 12-15 minutes.
Sugar Free Chocolate Frosting
From DebbiesKitchen.com
1 small package 3.9oz. of sugar free instant chocolate pudding
Low fat milk for preparing the chocolate pudding
1 eight-ounce package of fat free cream cheese
1 small container 8-oz. of fat free or lite frozen whipped topping
Allow the fat free cream cheese and the frozen fat free or lite whipped topping to soften while you prepare the chocolate pudding.
Prepare the chocolate pudding in a large bowl as directed but use low fat milk or skim milk. Use 1-1/2 cups of milk per 3.9 oz. box of pudding.
Place the fat free pudding into the refrigerator to chill and thicken.
Blend together the softened fat free cream cheese and the softened fat free whipped topping.
Add the chilled, thickened fat free chocolate pudding to the fat free cream cheese/whipped topping mixture and blend together very well.
Frost your cake.
*Note…For a thicker frosting simply leave out the milk, blend the softened fat free cream cheese and the fat free whipped topping together and then blend in the dry package of the sugar free chocolate pudding, the frosting will be thicker and you will have more control over it, at this point you can add milk as/if needed.
Use an electric mixer to blend the cream cheese, whipped topping and pudding together.
Refrigerate any left over frosted cake
Fat Free Cream Cheese Frosting
1 cup nonfat cream cheese
1 cup ricotta cheese, part skim milk
1/2 cup brown sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Place all ingredients in a food processor and blend until smooth
Good on carrot cakes, spice cakes and pineapple cakes.
Recipe By : Secrets of Fat Free Baking, by S. Woodruff
Serving Size : 16
Categories : Fat-Free Baking Fillings & Frostings Icings
Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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1 cup nonfat cream cheese
1 cup ricotta cheese, part skim milk
1/2 cup sugar, brown
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Place all ingredients in a food processor and blend until smooth
NOTES : Good on carrot cakes, spice cakes and pineapple cakes.
A Low Carb Recipe for the Low Carbers
1 cup water 1 envelope Knox® unflavored gelatin 16 ounces cream cheese - softened 3/4 cup sugar substitute 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/4 teaspoon salt 2 tablespoon sugar-free pudding mix (any flavor) In glass cup, sprinkle gelatin over cold water; let stand for 2 minutes.
Microwave on HIGH until hot.; stir thoroughly, then let stand until completely dissolved.
Add cream cheese cubes and stir until softened.
Blend well with mixer. Add Splenda, vanilla, salt and pudding mix.
Pour into 12 paper lined muffin tins.
Chill about 2 hours or until firm. Per serving: 142.6 calories 13.2 g fat 4.9 g protein 1.7 g carbohydrates 0 g fiber
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