Nothing Goes
by Swami Beyondananda


What if I told you you could do nothing all day and become
fabulously wealthy in the process? If you say "No way!" I say,
"Absolutely right." Because now, thanks to my new network
marketing company, NoWay, you can make a fortune selling boxes
of Nothing.

I want you to think about all those people who told you that
nothing could make you rich and successful. Well, here is your
chance to prove them right! Yes, if you feel you have been working
for nothing all these years, now it is time to have Nothing to work
for you.

I tell you, this is a business opportunity whose time has come,
because no matter what your problem is, Nothing will help. For
example, Nothing has been proven to cure every disease imaginable.
That's right. Studies show that placebos alone are effective in
about 20% of cases — and what better placebo than Nothing? And
you can forget about pesky product liability lawsuits. We promise
Nothing — and we deliver. How many companies can make that
claim?

Imagine how refreshing it will be for your friends who have been
inundated with multilevel marketing opportunities. You can
truthfully tell them you have Nothing to sell — and then sell it to
them! Yes, in a world filled with products that are really nothing
disguised as something, you can sell something disguised as nothing.

Think of all those pessimystics out there who insist that nothing
can help the starving multitudes, nothing can alleviate poverty,
nothing can revive our neighborless 'hoods. I say, let's prove them
right and prove them wrong at the same time.

Imagine armies of homeless folks or unemployed young men selling
boxes of Nothing door-to-door. "They told me nothing could get
me off the streets," they might say, "and I am hoping they are
right. Will you help?"

Now why, you might ask, would anyone be interested in buying
Nothing? Well, for one thing, most of us already have everything.
In fact, we have so much of everything that we can't appreciate
nothing.

After all, God made the entire Universe from nothing. And the
same holds true of our own creations. Every painting begins with an
empty canvas, every book with a blank page, every symphony with
silence to be filled. As Harry Cohen Baba used to say, "Listen, if
you don't know nothing, you don't know nothing."

Of course, being a FUNdamentalist, I couldn't resist putting some
funny jokes about nothing on the box. This is a perfect product
for those diagnosed with humorrhoids and who insist, "Nothing
makes me laugh." So not only will you be striking a blow for the
invisible nothing in a world cluttered with visible somethings, but
you will be raising the laugh force on the planet — and creating a
mannafestival of the first order.

Imagine millions and millions of people all around the globe being
fed and prospered by Nothing. Now that's what I call manifesting
manna!

www.beyondananda.com


~~~~~
Jude "White-Bear" Correll
Animal Psychic Team
Spirit Foundation Int'l
www.AnimalPsychicTeam.com
spirit@...
~~~~~
Let everything you do be your expression of Spirit,
And everything you say be your Prayer ~Anon
~~~~~
ICQ #15597888
MSN Msgr "whitebear"/AOL IM: "akwhitebear"
Yahoo Msgr: "whitebearsinging"
~~~~~
Nice article on the Power of Intention and Animal Healing
http://www.sidereus.org/a/jwb_intention.htm
~~~~~
~~~~~
If you no longer wish to receive these mailings:
(please excuse the 'intrustion' into your Inbox!); just--
Send an email with "remove" in subject line or body of email, to
spirit@... and your address will be promptly removed
~~~~~