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Some Thoughts for the New Year
> >
> >1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
> >
> >2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
> >
> >3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a
> >garage makes you a mechanic.
> >
> >4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
> >
> >5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
> >before.
> >
> >6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
> >
> >7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
> >
> >8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
> >
> >9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
> >
> >10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
> >
> >11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
> >
> >12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
> >
> >13. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never
> >cease to be amused.
> >
> >14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
> >
> >15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
> >
> >16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
> >
> >17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
> >change places.
> >
> >18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
> >
> >19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
> >before you need it.
> >
> >20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
> >
> >21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
> >mistake when you make it again.
> >
> >22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
> >
> >23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
> >
> >24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real
> >world.
> >
> >25. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
>
~~Author Unknown

~~~~~
Jude "White-Bear" Correll
Animal Psychic Team
Spirit Foundation Int'l
www.AnimalPsychicTeam.com
spirit@...
~~~~~
Let everything you do be your expression of Spirit,
And everything you say be your Prayer     ~Anon
~~~~~
ICQ #15597888
MSN Msgr/AOL IM: "akwhitebear"/Yahoo Msgr: "whitebearsinging"
~~~~~
Nice article on the Power of Intention and Animal Healing
http://www.sidereus.org/a/jwb_intention.htm
~~~~~

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