Some Thoughts for the New Year
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> >1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
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> >2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
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> >3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a
> >garage makes you a mechanic.
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> >4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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> >5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
> >before.
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> >6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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> >7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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> >8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
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> >9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
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> >10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
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> >11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
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> >12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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> >13. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never
> >cease to be amused.
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> >14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
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> >15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
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> >16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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> >17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
> >change places.
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> >18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
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> >19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
> >before you need it.
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> >20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
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> >21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
> >mistake when you make it again.
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> >22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
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> >23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
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> >24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real
> >world.
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> >25. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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~~Author Unknown
Jude "White-Bear" Correll
Animal Psychic Team
Spirit Foundation Int'l
www.AnimalPsychicTeam.com
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Nice article on the Power of Intention and Animal Healing
http://www.sidereus.org/a/jwb_intention.htm
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