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From: Pogue, Brian [DPYUS]
Sent: Wednesday, October 04, 2006 12:10 PM
Subject: Worst First Date Ever

    Worst 1st Date

    If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down
    when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date
    or not!  We have all had bad dates.... but this takes the cake.

    This jus tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays.
    This was on the "Tonight Show"  with Jay Leno. Jay went into the  
    audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman
    ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.
    There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

    She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the
    guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City,
    Utah It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers,
    after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but
    relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
    They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began
    to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
    They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in
    the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it,
    which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
    going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let
    her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped
    and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.
    In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest
    against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the
    side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real
    gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the
    relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
    Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
    As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
    discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.
    Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to
    mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.
    It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the
    extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the
    moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so
    long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need
    of some assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself
    with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
    laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
    themselves, they assessed her dilemma Obviously, as hysterical as the situation
    was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something
    hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!

    Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
    first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get
    her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date
    proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
    As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show
    prize hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down."
    And you thought your first date was embarrassing.

    Jay Leno's comment,
   "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off."
 

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