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From: Lnxwyf@... <Lnxwyf@...>
To: Chray@... <Chray@...>; Elena_jimenez@...
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Date: Monday, March 01, 1999 9:16 PM
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>Blessed be the little children ....
>
>One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was "acting up" during the
>morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of
>order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally the father picked the
>little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just
before
>reaching the safety of the foyer the little one called loudly to the
>congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"
>
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>A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer "Dear Harold". At this,
>
>dad interrupted and said, "Wait a minute, "How come you called God,
>"Harold"? The little boy looked up and said, "That's what they call Him in
>church. You know the prayer we say, "Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold
>be Thy name."
>
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>And this particular four-year-old prayed: "And forgive us our trash baskets
>as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
>
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>During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one
>of the back pews. Gary's mother was horrified. She pinched him into
silence,
>and after church, asked: "Gary, whatever made you do such a thing?" Gary
>answered soberly: "I asked God to teach me to whistle... And He just then
>did!"
>
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>One night Mike's parents overheard this prayer. "Now I lay me down to rest,
>and hope to pass tomorrow's test, if I should die before I wake, that's one
>less test I have to take."
>
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>A five-year-old said grace at family dinner one night. "Dear God, thank you
>for these pancakes." When he concluded, his parents asked him why he
>thanked God for pancakes when they were having chicken. He smiled and said,
>"I thought I'd see if He was paying attention tonight."
>
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>A little boy's prayer. "Dear God, please take care of my daddy and my mommy
>and my sister and my brother and my doggy and me. Oh, please take care of
>yourself, God. If anything happens to you, we're gonna be in a big mess."
>
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>A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother says your
>prayers for you each night? Very commendable. What does she say?" The
little
>boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"
>
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>A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her
>six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" I
>wouldn't know what to say," the little girl replied. "Just say what you
hear
>Mommy say, " the mother said. The little girl bowed her head and said,
"Dear
>Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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>Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while he
>emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and then said a
>prayer. "Fine," said the pleased mother. "If you ask God to help you not
>misbehave, He will help you."
>"Oh, I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave," said Johnny. "I asked Him
>to help you put up with me."
>
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>A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if You can't make me a better
>boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am!"
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>Many people will walk in and out or your life,
>but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
>
>To handle yourself, use your head,
>To handle others, use your heart.
>
>Anger is only one letter short of danger.
>
>If someone betrays you once, it's his fault.
>If he betrays you twice, it's your fault.
>
>Great minds discuss ideas;
>Average minds discuss events;
>Small minds discuss people.
>
>God Gives every bird it's food, but He does not throw it into it's nest.
>
>He who loses money, loses much;
>He who loses a friend, loses more;
>He who loses faith, loses all.
>
>Beautiful young people are acts of nature,
>but beautiful old people are works of art.
>
>Learn from the mistakes of others.
>You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
>
>The tongue weighs practically nothing, but so few people can hold it.
>
>Friends, you and me..you brought another friend...and then
>there were 3....we started our group.....Our circle of friends......and
>like that circle.......there is no beginning........there is no end.
>
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