Thursday, December 1, 2005 Food TODAY'S QUOTE "It is disgusting to notice the increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects, and the amount of money...
A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge. He took her up to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was not a tramp, but...
"To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up." - Ogden Nash Roy Crockett ...
Friday, December 2, 2005 Food TODAY'S QUOTE "It is odd how all men develop the notion, as they grow older, that their mothers were wonderful cooks. I have yet...
Saturday, December 3, 2005 Food TODAY’S QUOTE “It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs.” W.S. Gilbert (1836-1911)...
Sunday, December 4, 2005 Food TODAY’S QUOTE “It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just...
Monday, December 5, 2005 Food TODAY’S QUOTE “I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I...
Tuesday, December 6, 2005 Food TODAY’S QUOTE “Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother’s tasted better the day before.” Rita Rudner, comedian...
Tuesday, December 6, 2005 Food TODAY’S QUOTE “Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother’s tasted better the day before.” Rita Rudner, comedian...
Who was Granny Smith? Who was the mysterious matron of the green apple? Cathy's Apple Page states Granny Smith was an Australian woman who stumbled on her ...
Thursday, December 8, 2005 Food TODAY’S QUOTE “My final, considered judgment is that the hardy bulb [garlic] blesses and ennobles everything it touches -...
CULINARY QUIZ QUESTIONS 1) This item was so expensive up until the 1500s that it was used in small amounts in medicines, but not in food. [a] saffron; [b]...
"For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful...
Coffee isn't my cup of tea. -- Samuel Goldwyn I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already! -- Tommy Cooper [Non-text portions of this message have been...
Saturday, December 10, 2005 Food TODAY’S QUOTE “Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry gets the best of the argument.” Richard...
Sunday, December 11, 2005 Food TODAY’S QUOTE “Next to jazz music, there is nothing that lifts the spirit and strengthens the soul more than a good bowl of...
Monday, December 12, 2005 Food TODAY’S QUOTE “Non cooks think it's silly to invest two hours' work in two minutes' enjoyment; but if cooking is evanescent,...
To All My Online Friends: As the holidays approach, my heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" ...
To Do List Mend a quarrel. Search out a forgotten friend. Dismiss suspicion and replace it with trust. Write a love letter. Share some treasure. Give a soft...
Wednesday, December 14, 2005 Food TODAY’S QUOTE “Of all the items on the menu, soup is that which exacts the most delicate perfection and the strictest...
Thursday, December 15, 2005 Food TODAY’S QUOTE “Oh! All that steam! The pudding had just been taken out of the cauldron. Oh! That smell! The same as the...
CULINARY QUIZ QUESTIONS 1) The unopened flower bud of a plant belonging to the thistle family. 2) The annual per capita consumption of beer in the U.S. in 2002...
Friday, December 16, 2005 Food TODAY’S QUOTE On Chinese food and Chopsticks: "You do not sew with a fork, and I see no reason why you should eat with...
For the wine lovers!!!!!!! Walmart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest...
Saturday, December 17, 2005 Food Belgium: Nuts Fair Cookie Cutter Week California Kiwifruit Day TODAY’S QUOTE “On the subject of spinach: divide into...