The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new
economic stimulus package.



The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised
not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling
about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.



The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a
misconception.

Ophthalmologists
considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead
body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'



The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands
of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and
the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the
matter."



The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists
were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea
was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.



In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision
up to the assholes in Washington.







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