From: Lisa Grover

60 above:
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.

50 above:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.

40 above:
Italian and English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.

32 above:
Distilled water freezes.
Moosehead Lake's water gets "thicka" (thicker).

20 above:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above:
 New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
 People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0 degrees:
People in Miami all die...
New Englanders close the windows.

10 below:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in New England get out their winter coats.

25 below:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.

40 below:
Washington D.C. runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start the "kah" (Car).

460 below:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in New England start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below:
Hell freezes over.
Red Sox win the World Series.

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