Step Two Humor www.recoverycartoons.com/step02.html ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LAUGHTER Is HEALING*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The weekly meeting topic is: Each month we will...
An alcoholic is someone who can be found impatiently waiting at the airport for his ship to come in. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LAUGHTER Is HEALING*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ...
Doing things the way I thought they should be done, is what got me here. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LAUGHTER Is HEALING*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The weekly meeting topic is: ...
Step One Cartoon www.recoverycartoons.com/step01.html ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LAUGHTER Is HEALING*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The weekly meeting topic is: What was the last...
Senility Prayer God grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the...
Senility Prayer God grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the...
Codependent Cartoon www.cartoonstock.com/directory/c/codependent.asp ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LAUGHTER Is HEALING*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The weekly meeting topic is: ...
I can borrow trouble... only at high interest rates. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LAUGHTER Is HEALING*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The weekly meeting topic is: "Since we can’t...
Recovery delivers everything that alcohol and drugs promised. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LAUGHTER Is HEALING*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The weekly meeting topic is: "Since we...
My mind is like a bad neighborhood if I go there alone, I am behind enemy lines... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LAUGHTER Is HEALING*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The weekly meeting...
Sponsee's Lament Said the sponsee to his sponsor while working his steps one night, "I keep following your suggestions, but something's still not right. I keep...
Reality can be hell when you're only visiting. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LAUGHTER Is HEALING*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The weekly meeting topic is: "Since we can’t "fix"...
Denial is not a river in Egypt ! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LAUGHTER Is HEALING*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The weekly meeting topic is: I am new, What does it mean when they say...
When all else fails.... umm .... Follow directions ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LAUGHTER Is HEALING*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The weekly meeting topic is: I am new, What does it...
If you pray for a Cadillac and God sends a jackass, ride it. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LAUGHTER Is HEALING*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The weekly meeting topic is: I am new,...
Ego: At the end of the game, the Queen and the Pawn go into the same box. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LAUGHTER Is HEALING*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The weekly meeting topic is: ...
This is a 'One Day at a Time' program. If you are clean today, you are tied for first place. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LAUGHTER Is HEALING*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The weekly...
A free drink is often the most expensive. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LAUGHTER Is HEALING*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The weekly meeting topic is: How do you change from "feeling...
If you want to find out what your character defects are... Fall in love. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LAUGHTER Is HEALING*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The weekly meeting topic is: ...
There are only two things an addict/alcoholic doesn't like... The way things are and change. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LAUGHTER Is HEALING*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The weekly...
It's not alcoholwasm; it's alcoholism. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LAUGHTER Is HEALING*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The weekly meeting topic is: How do you change from "feeling...
If you want to hide something from an N.A. /A.A. member, put it in the Basic Text /Big Book. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LAUGHTER Is HEALING*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The weekly...
Once you are a pickle, you can never be a cucumber again. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LAUGHTER Is HEALING*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The weekly meeting topic is: How do you...
Step 3: Three frogs were on a tree limb and decided to jump off. How many are left? Answer: All three of them (they only made a decision to jump off). ...
If you only quit one day at a time, every day that you don't drink will be an accomplishment. If you quit forever, you won't have accomplished anything until...
If a candidate for A.A. / N.A. is ready, you can't say anything wrong; if he/she's not ready, you can't say anything right. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LAUGHTER Is...
What's the difference between an alcoholic and an addict? An alcoholic will steal your wallet. An addict will steal your wallet and try to help you find it. ...
Did you hear about the new 12 step program for compulsive talkers? It's called On and On Anon ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LAUGHTER Is HEALING*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The...